BEDTIME STORIES (AS TOLD BY OUR DAD) (WHO MESSED THEM UP)
BY ED MONK
A FAMILY FRIENDLY COMEDY
FRI. DEC. 7TH, SAT. DEC. 8TH (both at 7:30 p.m.)
SUN. DEC. 9TH at 2:00 p.m.
It's Dad's turn to tell his three rambunctious kids their bedtime stories, but when he gets fuzzy on the details, the classics get creative: a prince with a snoring problem spices up The Princess and The Pea, The Boy Who Cried Wolf cries dinosaur instead, and Rumpelstiltskin helps turn all that pesky gold into straw. You may think you know your fairy tales, but not the way Dad tells them.
COMING IN THE SPRING OF 2019!
SEX PLEASE, WE'RE SIXTY
BY MICHAEL PARKER AND SUSAN PARKER
A Saucy Senior Scandal!
The story takes place at Mrs. Stancliffe's, Rose Cottage Bed and Breakfast, in New England. She has repeat business (mostly women), who return to the cottage each year. Three women arrive on the same day, Victoria Ambrose, Hillary Hudson, and Charmaine Beauregard.
Mrs. Stancliffe's next door neighbour, Bud "the Stud" Davis, awaits the arrival of his "chicks", believing that the main reason these gals return each season, is to "romance" with him. Henry, another neighbour and wannabee suitor to Mrs. Stancliffe, is a retired chemist. He has developed "Venusia", a new pill, used to increase the libido of menopausal women, although it has yet to be tested. When Bud mistakenly takes the "Venusia", the bawdy, rollicking romp begins.
"Sex Please, We're Sixty" is broad comedy, played for laughs.