You know you work in non-profit theatre if...
....you've ever driven around the back of stores looking for discards that can be used for set pieces.
....you have a Frequent Shopper Card at the Salvation Army or Value Village
....you've ever taken time off your job to work on the show.
....you've worked your vacation time to coincide with tech week.
....you've ever gotten a part because you were the only Male who showed up for auditions.
....you've ever appeared in a show where an actor leaned out through a window without
opening it first.